defective right-wing personality bestsellers

books:

Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans
C. E. Crimmins, Tom Maeder

Audio Literature, 1995

This collection of politically INcorrect fairy tales includes "Snow White & the Seven (pessimistically dwarfed) Senators, "Hillary the Snow Queen," and others.

Primary Whites: A Novel Look at Right-Wing Politics

1 review
Anonymous

Dove Books, 1996

Great Parody! Also, a surprisingly good novel.
When I bought this book I was expecting nothing more (or less) then a good, fun, comic romp. I got that but more as well. This a very well written satirical novel that has great characters. Don't worry, you'll laugh, but the book is deeper than you'd expect.

The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People: And Other Bestsellers That Won't Go Away

2 reviews
C. E. Crimmins, Thomas Maeder

Audio Literature, 1996

GREAT BOOK!
This book is one of those books that only comes along once in a while. Why doesn't anyone write parodies any more? Who doesn't like a good parody? This book is great. Windows for dumbells, Having our lay, Mars and Venus in the bathroom... and all around the house, The farm, Iron Tom, Jurrasic Pork, "S" is for supercalifragilisticexpealodoious and The "you're Hot, baby" zone are just some of the ...

Revenge of the Christmas Box

1 review
C. E. Crimmins, Thomas Maeder

Audio Literature, 1996

Irreverent, but fun
As the author of The Christmas Box, I found the parody irreverent at times but, on the whole, a lot of fun.

What Color Is Your Cat?: A Personality Guide for Every Shade of Feline

1 review
C. E. Crimmins

Sourcebooks, 2001

Still waiting for a funny book from Crimmins
Once again, Cathy Crimmins has managed to publish a volume of self indulgent and puerile observations. There is nothing new or funny about this book. Let's face it - there are already too many so called humorous offerings on cats and even Crimmins herself has mined this sterile field before. It is clear that Crimmins should turn her attention to producing a really funny book about her transsexual ...

The Private Diary of Scarlett O'Hara

4 reviews
C. E. Crimmins, Thomas Maeder

Dove Books, 1996

You'll Laugh Your Corsett Right Off!
Can you imagine reading the actual private thoughts of Mrs. Katy Scarlett O'Hara Hamilton Kennedy Butler herself? What did she really think of "Meli", Ashley, Rhett, and the others? It's all here! And, you'll find yourself reading it from start to finish in one sitting! Best Moment: Scarlett's version of "Look Away Dixie Land". An must-have for any GWTW fan!

The Quotable Cat

Running Press, 2001

From the Publisher Cats can be adorable and adoring, cunning and conniving. And when they are downright contrary, there ain't a thing you can do about it! Kitty's attitude may change from day to day, but one thing remains the same: cats will always be a very important part of our lives. With that in mind, Denise Little brings us The Quotable Cat, a delightful collection of quotations in praise of our feline friends. In addition to words penned ...

The Jewish Book of Questions: 199 Questions With Many Answers

1 review
C. E. Crimmins

Sourcebooks, 2001

A non jew reading this book
This is a great book (especially for a non Jew) with lots of detail on the origin of customs, etc. It was actually given to me by a Jewish friend.... it is a definite, not to missed, answer book on what the Jewish faith and lifestyle is all about. It also gave me, a Christian, alot of answers to why we do what we do.....

The Gay Man's Guide to Heterosexuality

14 reviews
C. E. Crimmins, Tom O'Leary

St Martins Pr, 1998

A Must For Every Coffee Table in the World!
O'Leary & Crimmins have done a marvelous job of sending up that terrifyingly odd collection of human beings called heterosexuals. This is a witty, sometimes cheeky and always funny poke into the ribs of straight America. And it's about time!