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Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II: More Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of

10 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy, Fax Bhar, ...

Villard, 2006

Jeff Foxworthy's dictionaries never get old...
I actually purchased this for my husband. But I'll admit, I just had to see what was so funny. This dictionary is hilarious! No wonder he was laughing out loud in the doctor's office. You know, you are never too old for just some good ole, down to earth redneck ribbing. It has been a long time since I have laughed this hard. I would recommend this to anyone who needs to just let loose and laugh ...

You Might Be A Redneck If...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read

9 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy

Thomas Nelson, 2004

The Best Book I Ever Read!!
I love this book it is the greatest! My mom bought it for me and I read it the same day i couldn't put it down! So many of them reminded me of my family that I laughed the whole way through! Read this and you won't be sorry or bored!!

How to Really Stink at Golf

15 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy, Brian Hartt

Villard, 2008

Perfect stocking stuffer
For all spouses of golf enthusiasts, this would be the perfect little book to put into a Christmas stocking. It's about half cute cartoons and half snappy paragraphs on how to do badly at golf. For example: "If you have a problem with alcohol, now is not the time to try to control it. Slowed reflexes and distorted judgment can only work to your benefit if you want to stink at golf" p 35). ...

Dirt on My Shirt

29 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy

HarperCollins, 2008

Dirt on My Shirt
A wonderful child's book!!!! I didn't know Jeff had it in him!!!! As much fun to read as it is to watch the children's faces you read it to.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III: Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly

7 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy

Ballantine Books, 2008

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary 111
Talk about a GOOD book and funny in ways. I read it 2 or 3 times.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II: More Words You Thought the Meaning Of
Jeff Foxworthy

Ballantine Books, 2007

Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it?s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy?s Redneck ...

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of

21 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy, Fax Bhar, ...

Fawcett, 2006

My 11 year old loves this dictionary but...
My 11 year old son loves the redneck words and he makes them up all the time but some of the definitions are racey so I went throught it first and used white out! Worked for us! Funny material! We are definatly red necks!

The Redneck Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree

1 review
Jeff Foxworthy

Thomas Nelson, 2006

One-page insights
If you're a Foxworthy fan of 'redneck humor', don't miss his latest collection The Redneck Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree: its diminutive stature may make it harder to find on shelves, but its one-page insights on 'you might be a redneck if' focuses on funny family connections and makes for an especially strong family gift for the holidays or Father's Day. Diane C. Donovan California Bookwatch

Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be A Redneck If®....: 2009 Day-to-Day Calendar
Jeff Foxworthy

Andrews McMeel Publishing, 2008

"Jeff Foxworthy may define being redneck as possessing 'a glorious lack of sophistication,' but the truth is that Foxworthy, for all his regular-guy image, is a decidedly sophisticated artist." --Kevin Thomas, LA Times Not only is Jeff Foxworthy the host for the popular TV show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? , he is the best-selling author of more than twenty-two books including, The Redneck Dictionary III , and a children's book, Dirt ...

Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary: All the Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of
Jeff Foxworthy

Villard, 2008

There?s no such thing as too much redneck. And it?s easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy?s three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to ...

Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader: 2009 Day-to-Day Calendar
Jeff Foxworthy

Andrews McMeel Publishing, 2008

Based on the hit TV show, the Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? 2009 Calendar will help you find out how much knowledge you've retained from your childhood. With subjects ranging from science to math, spelling to world history, and social studies to grammar, the questions in this calendar are taken from actual classroom curriculum used by 1st through 5th grade students in school. This day-to-day calendar provides daily doses of challenging ...

No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!

27 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy

Hyperion, 2004

The Humorous History Of The Most Famous Redneck
This book is a humrous, witty, and thoroughly enjoyable autobiography of Jeff Foxworthy. This book covers all aspects of his life, from going fishing with his grandfather, hunting with his father, and hanging out with his best friends. This book contains many jokes and humorous stories within that will appeal to any true redneck. Coming from a small town myself, I found that this book had a lot ...

Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck
Jeff Foxworthy

Thomas Nelson, 2006

If you see the romance and beauty of correctly spelling your girlfriend's name on your tattoo, serving fast food at your wedding reception, and watching your wife's delivery video backwards for laughs, this gift book from Jeff Foxworthy is for you. Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck is maybe the best way to say "I love you" and still have money left over. You might be a redneck if . . . You whistle at women in church. You've ...

Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss ...

3 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy

Thomas Nelson, 2005

GOOD OL' REDNECK FRUN FROM FOXWORTHY
Well I guess I will prove the first reviewer wrong and add a second review. I first saw Jeff Foxworthy a number of years ago on a Rodney Dangerfield comedy special. I have to admit I thought his schtick was funny but that it wouldn't have much mileage but after almost twenty years Foxworthy seems to be going stronger than ever and his audience never seem to tire of his red neck jokes. This ...

No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma

2 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy

Thomas Nelson, 2006

Dynamite in a Small Package
It's true that this book appears to be a little "thin," at least from the standpoint of content. Still, it's classic Foxworthy, which means it's still mighty funny! And very, very creative. Everytime I pick up one of his "Redneck" books, I continue to be amazed at Foxworthy's comic genius, and, in my humble opinion, that's precisely what it is, genius. I keep waiting for him to run out of ...

How Many Women Does It Take to Change a Redneck?

1 review
Jeff Foxworthy

Thomas Nelson, 2006

A 'must' for any collection, even those well versed in Foxworthy humor.
Foxworthy's redneck humor never fails, and has boasted numerous books, calendars, and even a number of TV series shows. Even the most avid fan will find plenty of new funny moments in How Many Women Does it Take to Change a Redneck?, surveying male/female relationships within the redneck realm of thought. From redneck male taste preferences in food to movie etiquette, the cartoons and funny ...

The Redneck Grill: The Most Fun You Can Have with Fire, Charcoal, and a Dead Animal

3 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy, with David Boyd, 2005

A charming cookbook
Recipes are fairly simple, which greatly enhances the probability that the reader will actually use them. Also the recipes aren't so many, which is good since you just need a few good ones, not an confusing endless array of them. Food is put in a context in a humorous way, which is a nice bonus. The charm of the book made it one of my favorite cookbooks after the first five (thick) pages. I ...

Silly Street
Jeff Foxworthy

HarperCollins, 2009

There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas
Jeff Foxworthy

Thomas Nelson, 2004

You might be a redneck if? You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim. You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. Your nativity scene has people wearing camouflage. Your outdoor Christmas decoration has a misspelled word. You ever gift wrapped a tire. Foxworthy's version of this Christmas classic is one of the most played, and ...

You Might Be A Redneck If ...

4 reviews
Jeff Foxworthy

Thomas Nelson, 2004

read it alone
this book by the southern flavored performer is a work out for the stomach muscles . foxworthy tells the story of his childhood , teen years and about his present day life in a manner that makes you jealous you didn't grow up with the guy. his stories about deer hunting and playing pranks on his mom will make you break out laughing in the middle of your train/bus ride. if you are a fan of ...

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