`Freud,I have discovered the secret of the Unconscious. It does not repose in your Libido Theory. Resulting from Birth Trauma, all actions, reactions, thoughts and motivations derive from a desire for strudel - strudel with and without cinnamon, lightly dusted strudel with a piquant cheese platter to follow and strudel from Room Service.Our association is henceforth terminated.Yours, Adler.'
Freud replied by return post:
`My Dear Addled (Oops! Pardon the Slip),After analyzing your letter, I am of the firm belief that you are quite a few granny smiths short of the full bushel. And one more thing - may I act as your agent regarding the paperback rights to any future cookbook?Yours, for only 10% of net receipts,Siggie.'
There is no record of Adler replying, but his book, `The Psychodynamics of Desserts', was released for the 1913 Christmas rush. It was dedicated to Freud, with the defiantly insulting inscription, `To Fraud: Jung accepted 5%.''
Kaufmann is as brilliant as his subjects, and rarely has a singular work exercised such plethoric influence.
Listen, football fans: when the ball gets loose like this, people start to think about the last opportunity that they had to drop back and punt. According to my Concordance to the King James Version of the Bible, in Job 31:33, Job admitted, in his attempts to justify himself, that he would have sinned if he hid his transgressions like Adam. This is followed by a speech by Elihu in which his anger burst out. The key to his anger is contained in Job 34:17, "Could an enemy of justice ever govern?"
In the strange world that we actually live in, people would be well advised to get used to this kind of thing when they are young, so that, later in life, if they ever encounter anyone who has a more outrageous theory about what is really going on, their contact with the intellectual upper crust will remind them of how goofy this kind of thing usually turns out to be. For some people, this book might make more sense than starting their day with a breakfast cereal that tells them, "Check bottom of box to see if you are a winner."