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	• The Fabulous Saga of Alexander Botts and the Earthworm Tractor (Machinery Hill) William Hazlett Upson Voyageur Press, 1965 - 256 pages average customer review:based on 4 reviews view larger image
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Tales of a natural-born salesman

Self-proclaimed "natural-born salesman" Alexender Botts worked for the Earthworm Tractor Company, of Earthworm City, Illinois. Growing up as the son and grandson of tractor dealers, only 100 miles from "Earthworm City" [Peoria, home of Caterpillar], I was used to monthly visits by traveling sales representatives from the makers of the several types of farm machinery we sold, each with his own jokes to pass on and stories to tell. Dad, in turn, related his own stories. He had a copy of the ©1962 Pocket Book paperback "The Best of Botts," and lent it freely among these fellows, who all loved it. Sometimes a copy would not come back, having gone on to circulate farther afield. Dad could afford replacements -- at 35 cents apiece, it wasn't a great loss, even in 1960's dollars.

3 of its 13 chapters are among the 14 that appear in this (©2001) compilation.

My favorite Botts quote is from the story "Botts Gets a New Job," which appears on page 173 of this volume:

"It is, as I said before, the last straw. Coming on top of everything else, it is the final grain of salt that causes the solution to reach a point of supersaturation, so that the camel is precipitated to the bottom of the test tube."

I remember first reading it in the book "The Best of Botts". I thought that it was so brilliant that for years I had misremembered it as being from P.G. Wodehouse. Reading it again, after several decades, I realized how similar Upson's Botts stories are to Wodehouse's Jeeves & Wooster tales. Wooster gets himself into scrapes, and Jeeves gets him out of them. Botts gets himself both into and out of scrapes -- he's Wooster and Jeeves rolled into one, and transplanted from English polite society to the mud-and-money world of tractor sales. There are none of the cultural and literary references that pepper the pages of Wodehouse, but Botts never tires of waxing poetic about his =own= abilities, or the lack of same in his boss Henderson.

Volume #2 (©2005) of this new set is "Alexander Botts Rides Again."

Here are the stories in these three books, with the date of each story's publication in The Saturday Evening Post.

The Best of Botts (©1962) [B in the last table below]

[MAR 1920] I'm a Natural-Born Salesman
[DEC 1933] The Big Tree
[MAY 1944] Situation Haywire
[JUL 1945] A. Botts and the M?bius Strip
[FEB 1947] Botts Gets a New Job
[SEP 1947] Alexander Botts vs. the Income Tax
[DEC 1950] The Crime of Alexander Botts
[JAN 1951] Botts Runs For His Life
[OCT 1953] Botts and the Impossible Mountain
[JUL 1956] Botts' Perfect Alibi
[SEP 1957] Botts Turns Traitor
[JAN 1858] Botts and the Day the Dam Broke
[AUG 1959] Botts and the Picket Line

The Fabulous Saga of Alexander Botts (©2001) [F]

[MAR 1920] I'm a Natural-Born Salesman
[NOV 1921] The Big Sales Talk
[JAN 1925] The Old Home Town
[JUN 1932] "Thar's Gold in Them Thar Mountains"
[JUL 1934] The Depression Is Over
[NOV 1939] Confidential Stuff
[0CT 1940] Tractors on Parade
[JUL 1942] Wrong Again, Henderson
[AUG 1943] "Keep Moving, Captain Botts"
[FEB 1947] Botts Gets a New Job
[JUN 1950] Tractor Hoarder
[OCT 1953] Botts and the Impossible Mountain
[FEB 1954] Botts and the Fire Bug
[JAN 1958] Botts and the Daredevil Driver

Alexander Botts Rides Again (©2005) [R]

[JUN 1920] The Indirect Method
[JAN 1921] I'm a Hard Boiled Bozo
[JUN 1925] Sandy Inlet
[JAN 1932] More Trouble With the Expense Account
[SEP 1934] Good News
[JAN 1940] Grand Canyon Brain Storm
[MAY 1941] The Cockroach Cavalry
[MAY 1943] Alexander Botts Obeys Orders
[SEP 1945] I Want Out
[FEB 1949] Botts Makes Magic
[MAR 1957] Botts' Folly
[MAR 1959] Botts and the Bag of Tricks

Here is a chronological table with the stories from these three books interleaved, with added stories from the following two "late entries":

Alexander Botts: Great Stories . . . (©1977) [G]
Alexander Botts Earthworm Tractors (©1929) [E]

BF_GE [MAR 1920] I'm a Natural-Born Salesman
__RGE [JUN 1920] The Indirect Method
__R_E [JAN 1921] I'm a Hard Boiled Bozo
____E [MAR 1921] The Wonders of Science
____E [MAY 1921] Trouble With the Expense Account
_F__E [NOV 1921] The Big Sales Talk
____E [JUN 1922] Second Hand Stuff
____E [SEP 1922] The Endurance Test
___GE [APR 1924] Big Business
_F__E [JAN 1925] The Old Home Town
__R_E [JUN 1925] Sandy Inlet
____E [APR 1926] Always Polite
___G_ [JAN 1928] Europe Is Due for a Surprise
___G_ [MAY 1928] The New Model
__R__ [JAN 1932] More Trouble With the Expense Account
_F___ [JUN 1932] "Thar's Gold in Them Thar Mountains"
___G_ [JUL 1932] The Peacemaker
B____ [DEC 1933] The Big Tree
_F___ [JUL 1934] The Depression Is Over
__RG_ [SEP 1934] Good News
_F_G_ [NOV 1939] Confidential Stuff
__R__ [JAN 1940] Grand Canyon Brain Storm
_F___ [0CT 1940] Tractors on Parade
__RG_ [MAY 1941] The Cockroach Cavalry
_F___ [JUL 1942] Wrong Again, Henderson
__R__ [MAY 1943] Alexander Botts Obeys Orders
_F___ [AUG 1943] "Keep Moving, Captain Botts"
B____ [MAY 1944] Situation Haywire
B____ [JUL 1945] A. Botts and the Möbius Strip
__R__ [SEP 1945] I Want Out
___G_ [AUG 1946] Botts is Back. . .
BF_G_ [FEB 1947] Botts Gets a New Job
B____ [SEP 1947] Alexander Botts vs. the Income Tax
__R__ [FEB 1949] Botts Makes Magic
___G_ [APR 1950] Botts Discovers Uranium
_F___ [JUN 1950] Tractor Hoarder
B____ [DEC 1950] The Crime of Alexander Botts
B__G_ [JAN 1951] Botts Runs For His Life
BF___ [OCT 1953] Botts and the Impossible Mountain
_F___ [FEB 1954] Botts and the Fire Bug
___G_ [AUG 1955] Dear Henderson: I Quit . . .
___G_ [APR 1956] Botts and the Biggest Deal of All
B____ [JUL 1956] Botts' Perfect Alibi
__R__ [MAR 1957] Botts' Folly
B__G_ [SEP 1957] Botts Turns Traitor
B____ [JAN 03 1958] Botts and the Day the Dam Broke
_F___ [JAN 31 1958] Botts and the Daredevil Driver
___G_ [DEC 1958] Alexander Botts, Security Agent
__R__ [MAR 1959] Botts and the Bag of Tricks
B____ [AUG 1959] Botts and the Picket Line
___G_ [SEP 1960] Alexander Botts, Jailbird
___G_ [MAR 1973] Alexander Botts and the Younger Generation
___G_ [MAY 1974] Alexander Botts, Detective

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Belly laughts from Saturday Evening Post

As a child, living on the Panama Canal Zone, I would look foreward to recieving the Saturday Evening Post , from the states, to read the lastest adventures of Alexander Botts, the bumbeling but Super Salesman from the Earthworm Tractor Company. Our family would gather around the kitchen table each Saturday night as Dad would read this halarious series to us. Great stories! A must for anyone who read Saturday Evening Post in the '20s, onward.

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Hope springs eternal

This is fun reading. If your idea of a good book is that it weigh 10 lbs and makes you feel miserable, then this is not the book for you. The stories of Alexander Botts are short, funny, and always have a happy ending, despite the absolutely horrific conditions in the middle of each story. These are stories of hope, that no matter how bad things seem to be, there is always a silver lining for those who don't give up. Alexander claims he's a "Natural Born Salesman"...I'd quibble with that and claim he's a natural born optimist. More than just a "glass half full" attitude, more of a "there are thousands of uses for crushed glass" optimism. Enjoy.

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Botts the Super Salesman

This publicatin brings back to the public the hilarious
eposodes in the career of Alexander Botts a self described
super salesman who gets himself out of the most improbable
situations to triumph and close his deal. The stories
are tongue in cheek but highly entertaining.

Botts is back! After nearly 30 years, the fabulously popular stories of Earthworm Tractor salesman Alexander Botts are back in print to delight both those who remember reading William Hazlett Upson's tales, and those who will be discovering the amusing adventures of the "natural born salesman" for the first time. Author William Hazlett Upson turned his work experience with the Holt Caterpillar Company into a second career when "The Saturday Evening Post" published his first story in 1927 in the saga of tractor salesman extraordinare Alexander Botts and Earthworm crawlers. The series was so popular that it led to 112 Botts tales and a movie, "Earthworm Tractors," that starred Joe E. Brown as Botts.

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