(Look, what else can I say? It's a book of excuses. If you have an excuse not to buy it, you probably don't need it, right?)
Whatever the occasion, this book has the perfect excuse. If you don't own a copy, what's your excuse?A unique collection of wacky excuses to many of the problems we face everyday. Includes excuses for speeding, losing a game, missing a birthday and twenty other categories. A must for anyone who's tired of lame old excuses. So the next time you get a bad haircut, skip the lame old excuses and try an Ultimate Excuse like "They shouldn't make blenders look so much like hats."