Something Cheesy--the comments by the reviewer Jaden LeClair. Cheesy because Jaden LeClair is a screen name used by Scott Bender.Scott Bender's writing is better than drinking Blatz! Although I have to confess that I was drinking a lot of prescription cough syrup the whole time I was reading Mr. Bender's masterpiece, I think it was the most original piece of literature I'd seen since a young J.D. Salinger burst onto the scene in the early 1950's. I particularly enjoyed the subtlelove story of the minor characters "ChopDog" and his "ol' ladyStace." Whereas Ryan O'Neal & Ali McGraw popularized the saying "Love means never having to say you're sorry," the cantakerous "ChopDog" has expanded this amorous concept to include that it also means you should immediately lock yourselfup in the nearest convenience store cooler and began drinking cheap malt liquor. Sheer genius! I cannot wait for Bender's next work (hopefully an Upton Sinclair-like expose of the seedyunderbelly of jug band touring).