Now I can survive a horror movie!

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	• How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills Seth Grahame-Smith Quirk Books, 2007 - 176 pages average customer review:based on 18 reviews view larger image
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highly recommended

Now I can survive a horror movie!

haha, what's funny is a few days before I found this book on here I finished my list of "101 Helpful Hints to Survive a Horror Movie". This book added a lot of ideas to what will be on my 2nd list!

This books is awesome! Just to put it shortly. You learn helpful hints and skills to survive everything from a living doll to zombies! Fun read that will send horror movie lovers over the edge. Don't hesitate to get!

Awesome

While I am one more prone to laugh out loud than others, this book had me laughing loud enough that I know it could be one of the signs in the book (i.e. for the other residents... do you hear odd or manical laugher coming from the walls?).

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Very Fun Read

I stumbled upon this book and am very glad I purchased it. As a self-professed Horror Movie Geek, I found the book poked fun at all the cliches found in Horror Movies. He analyzes every possible horror movie situation, from Slashers to Vampires and everything in between, and before you know it you are done with the book, wishing it hadn't ended. Read it in one night, a very fun read. Highly recommended.

One of the best books I own.

Best book I have ever read. First there was the Horror movie survival guide now take it one step further and you have the amazing How to Survive a Horror Movie. This is what HMSC should have been which is no discresit to it either it's an amazing tome. Get this or die cause we all do stupid things.

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Hilarious and clever

My fiancée and I were browsing the book store around Halloween and saw this one on the 'new releases' table. She said "Chapter 666: What To Do If Your Corn Has Children In It.... BWAAHAHAAAA!! We're buying this!" We have not regretted the decision. Not only is it ridiculously funny, but the graphic design of the book is outstanding.

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Every month or so, a new horror movie hits #1 at the box office no wonder there are dozens of new fright films slated for release in 2007. But if you find yourself trapped in one of these movies, there's no need to be afraid. How to Survive a Horror Movie teaches readers how to cope with every kind of horror movie obstacle, from ax-wielding psychopaths to haunted Japanese VHS tapes. Chapters include:
How to Survive a Night of Babysitting
How to Convince the Skeptical Local Sheriff
How to Perform an Exorcism
How to Tell If You've Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll

Full of illustrated instructions on avoiding ghosts, serial killers, haunted cars, murderous pets, telekinetic prom queens, and countless other hazards, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for movie buffs of all ages!

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