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"I was forty-two yesterday; and in a year from yesterday, I shall be
forty-three, if I don't die of old age before that time," replied
Christy, looking the other full in the face, and with as serious an
expression as he could command. "Forty-two! You are chaffing me. Didn't you come from that steamer over
there?" demanded the young man, pointing at the Bellevite again. "No, sir. I came from China, from a place they call Shensibangerwhang.
Were you ever there?" "I never was there, and I question if you were ever there." "Do you mean to question my veracity?" demanded Christy, knitting his
brow. "Oh, no, not at all!" "Very well; and when you go to Shensibangerwhang, I shall be glad to see
you; and then I will endeavor to answer all the questions you desire to
ask." "I thought you came from that steamer over there." "Thought made a world, but it wasn't your thought that did it." "Of course you know the name of that steamer." "Oh, now I think of her name! That is the Chicherwitherwing, and she
belongs to the Chinese navy. She is sent out on a voyage of discovery to
find the north pole, which she expects to reach here in the West Indies.
When she finds it, I will let you know by mail, if you will give me your
address," rattled Christy with abundant self-possession. "No, no, now! You are chaffing me." "Do you know, brother mortal of mine, that I suspect you are a Yankee;
for they say they live on baked beans, and earn the money to buy the
pork for them by asking questions." "I am not a Yankee; I am a long way from that." "Then perhaps you sympathize with the meridonial section of the nation
on the other side of the Gulf Stream." "Which section?" asked the stranger, looking a little puzzled. "The meridonial section." "Which is that? I don't know which meridian you mean." "I mean no meridian. Perhaps the word is a little irregular; I studied
French when I was in the Bangerwhangerlang College in China, and I am
sometimes apt to get that language mixed up with some other. Let me see,
we were speaking just now, were we not?" "I was." "Sometimes I can't speak any English, and I had forgotten about it.
If you prefer to carry on this conversation in Hebrew or Hindostanee,
I shall not object," added Christy gravely. "I think I can do better with English." "Have your own way about it; but 'meridonial' in French means
'southern,' if you will excuse me for making the suggestion." "Then I am meridonial," replied the stranger, and he seemed to make the
admission under the influence of a sudden impulse.
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