Butter Comes From Butterflies: When I was a kid, I used to believe. . . Chronicle Books, 2004 Windmills keep the cows cool, Napolean invented Neapolitan ice cream, armadillos live in Amarillo. Author Mat Connolley has made a hobby of collecting the funny things that kids believe. One website and tens of thousands of contributions later, Butter Comes from Butterflies gathers in one delightfully illustrated volume these silly, strange, and sometimes astonishing explanations for the way ...             "Mom the Toilet's Clogged!": Kid Disasters and How to Fix Them (Go Parents! Guide)1 review Lauri Berkenkamp Nomad Press, 2002 mom's the toilets colgged!kid disasters! how to fix them There is no parent in the world who cannot identify with at least one of the disasters discribed in the book. I certainly wish that I had know some of the very practical and simple solutions for a number of the disasters. The book is extremly humorous and a very delightful read. I loved the ...             Scribbled Eggs: Kids' Quotes To Crack You Up Penny Jane Wilson Trafford Publishing, 2006 Penny scribbled her children's anecdotes on calendars, napkins, Post-It notes, and the backs of receipts at the average rate of one every five days for ten years, never guessing they would end up published. The result is a plethora of reasons to laugh and ponder life from a different angle.             kids STILL say the darnest things! Pocket Books, 1969 This is another treasure chest of delightfully uninhibited humor and is illustrated by Charles M. Schulz, the creator of "Peanuts".             Humor, Play & Laughter: Stress-Proofing Life With Your Kids6 reviews Joseph A. Michelli Love & Logic Press, 1998 Happy and fun + A Highly Entertaining Read!!! + a fun and easy way to learn to enjoy being a parent + Where was this book when my parents had me. + Great Alternative Way to Look at Life with Your Kids!!!             Kids Who Laugh : How to Develop Your Child's Sense of Humor5 reviews Louis R. Franzini Ph.D. Square One Publishers, 2002 Humor - A Learned Behavior + Kids Who Laugh is Refreshing and Helpful to Practitioners + Our Pummeled Kids + Finally + Very Worthwhile             The Everything Kids' Joke Book: Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Fun (Everything Kids Series)6 reviews Michael Dahl Adams Media, 2002 Wonderful! + Great Kids book + good gift + Worth buying             The Funny Things Kids Say - Vol. 3 (Funny Things Kids Say Will Brighten Any Day)6 reviews Housholder Grace W. Funny Kids Project., 1998 Delightful! + Parents' Choice Award + TAKE A BREAK AND GET READY TO GIGGLE! + This will keep you laughing for years. + For parents, grandparents & children -- a treasure!             Babies Dribble And Drool: And Other Expert Observations Of A Non-parent About Kids And Parenting Paula Hines Lonergan Prl Pub, 2004             Clean Jokes for Kids (Young Reader's Christian Library) Tamela Hancock Murray Barbour Publishing, Incorporated, 1998 Appropriate of all ages - hilarious for all ages - Get read to laugh or giggle or chuckle and might even snort or shoot milk out of your nose you'll be laughing so hard while reading Clean Jokes for Kids. Nothing beats a good laugh - except a good laugh from a good clean joke!             Lessons from Our Children - A Tribute to the Wisdom of Kids1 review Health Communications, 1999 Collection gathers the wisdom of children who read the following review by Connie Wasem which appeared in The El Paso Times: The media pummel us with stories of violent youth. It's tempting to believe the future grows dimmer with each new generation. A recently published book, "Lessons from Our Children) offers an antidote to those ...             If Kids Ruled the School: More Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems2 reviews Meadowbrook Press, 2004 Very Funny! Highly recommend! + My grandson loved this book! Kids & adults will grin from ear to ear as they read these hilarious poems and lymerics! I highly recommend this collection!             Outnumbered!: Raising 13 Kids with Humor and Prayer3 reviews Mary Ann Kuharski Servant Publications, 2006 "an inquiry into the prospect of whether there is a God" + Straight from the Heart + The Rules Are the Rules real, simple, and simply honest... a companion going through the initial steps and questionings and life experiences of trying to figure out the only question we all need to answer for ourselves... in the first 20 pages, this man spoke for me - wanting to believe it [IF It's True] - but so ...             Never Eat Anything that Moves!: Good, Bad, and Very Silly Advice from Kids2 reviews Dial, 2002 Sage Advice from the Young..... + Great humor for kids and adults Robert Bender, author of Lima Beans Would Be Illegal, polled thousands of schoolchildren around the country to find out what important advice they would give other kids and grown-ups, wrote it all down, and came up with this must read, down to earth book, Never Eat Anything That Moves: Good, Bad, ...             Pandemonium: Or Life With Kids: A Collection of Parental Humor Hysteria Magazine Hysteria Pubns, 1997             Catholic School Kids Say the Funniest Things Mary Kathleen Glavich Paulist Press, 2002 These dozens of anecdotes about Catholic school life have been collected from the Sisters of Notre Dame during their long history of grade-school teaching. Heard in the class or passed on by parents, these true stories will tickle your funny bone while bringing back memories of your children's or your own years in Catholic school. Black and white cartoons throughout highlight the fun. A ...             Almost Home: Embracing the Magical Connection Between Positive Humor & Spirituality6 reviews Jacki Kwan Cameo Pubns, 2002 Laughter Therapy--Just What We Need! + Introduction to humor as therapy + Reconnecting from the inside...out + Home Run + A Heart-Felt Journey of Triumph of the Spirit             Kids and Their Quirks: Poems We Can All Relate To Ricky Del Rosario, illustrated by Jennifer Del Rosario Trafford Publishing, 2006 Kids and Their Quirks is a compilation of endearing and humorous poetry, focusing on the awkwardness of adolescence and the many twists of life. Readers of all ages will enjoy the poems with a comic twist.             When I Grow Up I Want to Be a Sturgeon: And Other Wrong Things That Kids Write Gini Graham Scott Sasquatch Books, 2006 Art Linkletter famously said that “kids say the darndest things.” This book shows that they are now committing their fractured insights to paper and handing them in. Berkeley psychologist Gini Graham Scott canvassed teachers from elementary school through high school for these entertaining, revealing, sometimes touching, and just plain funny examples. They include the third-grader who ...             If Mama Don't Laugh, It Ain't Funny5 reviews Lucy Adams Palm Tree Press, 2007 The most realistic book on motherhood! + If Erma Bombeck and Jeff Foxworthy came together..... + Lewis Grizzard is Grinning + Freakin hilarious! + if mama dont laugh it aint funny